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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobee!"
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"What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route? R2 Detour."
"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !"
"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof."
"If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger..."
"What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain? Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle."
"I went camping with swingers It was fucking intense"
"How does a pirate greet a sea monster? What's Kraken?"
"Here's one I been working on What does a book of stickers and your butt have in common? Scratch and sniff"
"What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo? A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe."