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Joke of the Day

"(Hope this isn't a repost) What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight? The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies."

"Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Only one makes it back from camp."

"How did Harry potter get down the mountain? Running... JK rolling"

"When a Nokia phone warns you about low battery, you have at least 1 month to find where the charger is lying in your house."

"Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police? Because the g is silent"

"What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline."

"How to sports: - Take a ball - Put it someplace someone else doesn't want you to put it - Congratulations you've now sportsed"

"What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team? The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts."

"An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with."