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Joke of the Day

"I told my dad to do a magic trick So he disappeared forever"

"If someone from Poland is called a Pole, what's someone from Holland called? Dutch."

"A man was asked if he was Indecisive He couldn't make up his mind."

"Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?"

"What did they call the documentary about Lorena Bobbit? American Snipper"

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy is 13 to come on his face."

"Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her."

"If a poison expires, Will it be more poisonous or less poisonous?"

"Have you heard any good jokes about Indian food? I haven't, because there's naan.^Ba ^da^Tsssss"