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Joke of the Day
"My wife gives the best headache."
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"Yo mama middle name is Rambo."
"There are 10 Types of People in the World... Those that understand binary...and those that don't."
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"There is no ""I"" in the word ""team,"" but I don't think that means anything about team work. That's just how it's spelled."
"How do you tell if someone has an std? Oh shit wrong sub-reddit."
"What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !"
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shaking for? She's gonna eat me!"""
"What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like? Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto"
"Life as a penis must be hard."