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Joke of the Day
"What did the cat... Say to the person? Nothing, because cats don't speak."
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"How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs... you step in a poodle"
"A guy once told me that his favorite pastime was calculating averages. I asked him, ""What do you mean?"""
"What's Mario's favorite fruit? Peach."
"Blind Date I went on a blind date once. It wasn't a good time because the dog kept getting in the way."
"I ate something evil and it's killing me... I don't know whether to get an ex-lax or an exorcist"
"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."
"What do you call a black woman who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist asshole."
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes"
"What's the only thing working out at the gym? The business plan."