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Joke of the Day
"I ate something evil and it's killing me... I don't know whether to get an ex-lax or an exorcist"
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"Why did the pirate have to change wenches? His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck."
"If someone specifies that you're book-smart and not street-smart or street-smart but not book-smart, they're calling you stupid."
"A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: - I can't drink from this mug. It has no opening. The sergeant examines the mug and says: - You are right. And besides this it has no bottom."
"A blonde in labor walked into a pizza shop because the the delivery was free."
"First Ebola and now Measles... Is there ANYTHING hipsters won't bring back!?"
"Where should we look to stem global overpopulation? The youth in Asia....."
"my cat sounds so cute when he sneezes but i really wish he'd stop wasting the coke. it's like goddamn amateur hour with him."
"The Breakfast Club: (1985) (1hr 37 mins) Not a single breakfast is had. Barely a club. Misleading. 1/10"
"Donald Trump is basically the villain in every anime so I assume he'll be defeated by a 13-year-old boy in short pants"