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Joke of the Day
"I was going to upload a gay joke on this sub. But fuck it."
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"What do a wedding and a funeral have in common? At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way."
"What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his Girlfriend? Wipe his ass."
"What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution"
"I've eaten so many cheeseburgers, my hula hoop is just a fancy waist bracelet."
"How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? Wave to him"
"The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you're not a psychopath."
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches watches..."
"I saw myself naked in the mirror. And now my hand isn't in the mood."
"A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand... A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says ""make me one with everything""."