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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches watches..."
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"I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties."
"Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!"
"My attempt to write from a woman's perspective: ""She carried her boobs to the station. 'They're staring at my boobs,' she thought boobily."""
"Peanuts HEY THERE SO TWO PEANUTS ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND ONE WAS ASSAULTED. http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/Graphics/RodneyDangerfield%20%20_orig.jpg"
"My Grandfather died in a concetration camp. He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p"
"Why was the mentally challenged midget crying? He was a little down."
"Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might me a little to get hard, I just got laid by some chick. EDIT: ""take me a little while"""
"Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!"