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Joke of the Day

"What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You hear about them but never see them"

"My kids are in Karate class and I'm just sitting here thinking that I could kick the shit out of half these 6 year olds."

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone."

"Dot [limerick] There once was a woman named Dot, who lived off of pig-shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese, that grew on the sides of her twat."

"I'm going to skip home tonight because sometimes life is seriously brilliant. *throws confetti*"

"Ever just read somebody's post and think.... what th H is this person talking about? they never seem to make any sense."

"What do you name a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come."

"Dad, can I have another cup of water? Dad: But its your 12th cup tonight! Son: I know, the baby's room is still on fire."

"One of my favorite comedians Bill 1/sec(B)"

"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""