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Joke of the Day

"Dinner with Jesus Say you have a dinner date with Jesus, in a fine Italian restaurant, what would he order ? Jesus takes the veal !"

"Need help with your math homework? Visit mcdonalds.com/careers"

"For the past month I have woken up to find hundreds of flowers with no heads all over my doorstep, garden and drive. I think I'm being stalked"

"Why do we hate making up gay jokes? Because it's always a pain in the ass"

"Donald Trump is Playing Cards, his favorite card is The Trump Card"

"I'd read a book written by the person who pushes the room service cart into people's hotel rooms."

"one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said ""Watch me"" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year"

"Yo mamma so fat collection..."

"Where do pirates go in the summer? In ARRgentina."

"Me: Anything you can do I can do better, I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU! Mom: Why are you yelling at the dog?"