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Joke of the Day
"A Canadian walks into a bar, steps back, apologizes to the bar, and walks away."
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"This is a Tylenol conversation. So you can Aleve."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than ""he sees how creepy u are, that's why he doesn't want to shake your hand""."
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was out-standing in his field."
"1997: Skynet becomes self-aware 2029: T-1s are sent to kill Sarah Connor 2034: Warranty expires on T-1s. 99% of them break down within hours"
"Funny joke I heard during christmas Two nuns are sitting in a tub and one says to the other ""where's the soap"" and the other nun replies ""yes it does""."
"America's favorite psychic Ms Cleo passed away No one saw this coming."
"What's Hillary's favorite pizza place? Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs @rambobiggs"
"I used to think i was good at multi-tasking. Turns out its just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time."