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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if a blonde has been in the refrigerator? There's lipstick on the cucumbers."

"Who will inherit all of Trump's money? His hair."

"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said "" son thats 3 schools this year, maybe teaching isn't for you"""

"Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? Because two Eds are better than one."

"Whats the difference between a noose and a leash? How high you tie it on a tree."

"What's the difference between a clown and a prostitute? Clowns have cunning stunts"

"Knock knock... Who's there? I did up. I did up-who?"

"there there son *crouches down & wipes his tears* its ok, dont go crying over spilt mil-- YOU GOT IT ON THE XBOX!? no NO. call 911. CALL 911"

"What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !"