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Joke of the Day

"If you take something for granted you risk losing it. When I finally find my car keys, I'm telling them how much I love them."

"What Did Superman Tell Superwoman? Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)"

"Him: Hi Me: I bet you say that to all the girls"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites."

"a co-worker asked me if I was pregnant and I panicked and said yes so now I have to gradually gain like 30 pounds"

"Definition of anxiety: half of the time you're worried about the other half of the time."

"Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell."

"TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright"

"My therapist asked me what I'd feel if I shot someone. ""Recoil"", I calmly answered."