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"Twitter. Or as I call it: Sinterest."
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"Have you heard of the guy that lost his left side He's all right now"
"Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it? Because there could be an Italian dressing inside."
"[call] MOM: please be safe in the snowstorm. ME: idgaf about snow i'm a gangster. MOM: what? ME: i said thanks for calling i love you."
"INTERVIEWER: What's your greatest strength? M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN: [Removes mask to reveal that he was actually the interviewer the whole time]"
"My music teacher got electrocuted yesterday Unfortunately he was a great conductor."
"A horny male giant went to college.... He got a degree in giantities."
"What is a paranoid man's favorite food? Who wants to know?"
"My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on."
"How many immigrants. Q) How many immigrants does it take to change a light bulb? A) None. That is our fucking job!"