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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blonde who froze to death at the drive in theater? She went to see Closed for the winter."

"My brother lost his eyesight in a motorboating accident. Her nipples were pierced."

"What do bed detectives solve? Pillow cases"

"Thanks autocorrect. I wanted her to know that I shaved my duck."

"What does R. Kelly tell little girls on Halloween? Urine for a treat!"

"BLIND DATE TIP FOR WOMEN: Throw a fork into the wall behind ur date so he has to turn around, to make sure he doesn't have a hidden ponytail"

"I do understand that you guys think these jokes are funny, but this post says otherwise. **Otherwise**"

"They really should call the Day After Tomorrow ""Threemorrow"""

"How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? Ten tickles"

"Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing ""This little Piggy"" with his baby brother !"