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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem? An Al-Gore-ithm. I'll see myself out."

"I was at a hockey game yesterday and I came up with this horrible joke. Why are women bad luck at hockey games? Because they never have good periods."

"What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen? Carlos"

"What does Spiderman like to get high on? Mary Jane"

"There was a kidnapping at my school today Don't worry he woke up though (Sorry if this joke has been said, a certain subsitute in my school just says these random jokes)"

"What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot? A Walkie Talkie"

"Roses are brown Violets are brown Who took a shit in my garden?"

"Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out."

"All I did from 1984-1990 was try to shoot the laughing dog in Duck Hunt"

"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them,,, they were just known as ""The Peas""."