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Joke of the Day
"All I did from 1984-1990 was try to shoot the laughing dog in Duck Hunt"
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"They say every 2 out of 3 people live next door to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"
"My friend is a midget... I hold it over her head literally all the time."
"What happened to Hillary Clinton's emails? [deleted]"
"I loved John Hurt so much... that I'm not even going to make the joke that my heart John Hurts right now. Even though it would make me feel better."
"How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors? Through ex-spear-i-mints."
"Sometimes I miss my ex. So I drop it into reverse and try again."
"Odd numbers bother me. Except 75. 75 you're ok."
"Why can't we see photons having sex? They do it in the super-position."
"Which Russian leader is always farting? Putin"