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Joke of the Day
"Which is the smartest tall mountain? Mt. Cleverest Hue hue"
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"What did the peanut say to his wife before he left? I'll be back in a jiffy"
"It's like my Grandpa used to say ,""The fight with grandma isn't over until I fill her pillow with spiders and she gives me back my teeth."""
"Cocky joke: You know, I've recently decided I just don't like my penis. It's such a huge dick."
"What's the difference between a 12 year old grill and a 12 year old girl? The grill doesn't cry when you use it to satisfy your meaty desires."
"My pants are so tight I'm legitimately afraid they won't fit if I miss a day of shaving my legs."
"My swag dont stop cause my heelies keep rollin"
"The reality is that a lot of girls out there just aren't prepared for a nice, decent guy."
"After I ask a stranger if I can pet their dog and they say yes, I like to respond, ""I'll keep that in mind"" and walk off"
"With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State"