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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You can spill your beer on a fiddle."

"Wish triscuits would focus less on that basket weave design and more on not tasting like actual basket."

"A Dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"How do you make the Wicked Witch of the West kill herself? Challenge her to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge."

"I don't do drugs anymore I don't do them any less either."

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? -> He uses the finest ingredients."

"What do you call the gay A team? The Heyyy Team"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great!"

"Yo mommas so ugly that even her dildo has to take Viagra"

"What did the two tampons say to each other? Nothing, they're both stuck-up cunts."