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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a penis potato? A dictator!"
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"I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits."
"What looks like a dog sounds like a dog eats like a dog but isn't a dog? A pup."
"My grandfather told me this joke. A man jumps off a skyscraper. Halfway down, he says: ""so far so good"""
"What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip"
"For everyone that works in a restaurant, or uses shredded cheese, Don't vote for trump! He wants to make America grate again!"
"What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend? Reload, take better aim."
"My friend told his girlfriend that he wants lots of children It's pretty messed up how excited she got about dating a pedophile."
"What do politics and orgies have in common? A bunch of dicks and cunts trying to screw each other."
"Why are Trump supporters *not* Nazis? When Nazis demanded your papers, they said ""please."""