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Joke of the Day
"How well do people with mesothelioma breathe? Asbestos they can."
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"You know what the difference between ""Pay to Win"" and ""Play to Win"" is? L. Which stands for ""Lots of Money""."
"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
"Why are you so gay? Because you are happy."
"What do you call it when a Republican Presidential Candidate throws a hissy fit when he doesn't get what he wants? A Tantrump."
"[Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates"
"I'm not allowed to watch Hoarders anymore because people say ""let it go"" too often and then I can't stop singing it, an autobiography."
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection."
"All of the people complaining about Harriet Tubman being on the new $20 bill... Most likely don't see too many $20 bills."
"Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: Because it saw the other one changing!"