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Joke of the Day
"I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness... It came out of the green."
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"""Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."" - Me to my children."
"What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common? Neither of them are gonna choke."
"I'm not a racist. Racist people go to jail, and jail is for black people."
"I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart... But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky."
"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
"Wanted to share a Coke with my friend Amal But the closest name I could find was Juan. But I guess if you have seen Juan then you have seen Amal."
"What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree? You wave!"
"There's a spider in my bathroom. I neither can kill it or capture it, so now it has its very own room in my house to raise its spider family"
"My doctor said my blood sodium level is apparently too high but I take everything with a grain of salt."