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Joke of the Day
"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"
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"A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant Who pays? The German. Haha"
"Dear whoever is playing sweet child o' mine at 2:30 in the night at full blaring volume to disturb the whole neighborhood......NICE!"
"*Pops up from the backseat as you're driving* *Duct tapes your neck to the head rest* Now, why are you telling people I'm crazy?!!"
"Hmm. Nissan Altima TV commercial boasts NASA inspired zero-gravity seats. But if you're in zero gravity, you don't need seats"
"Cherry: I'm pregnant. Tomato: What?! (Origin of the Cherry Tomato)"
"Hey man, 1980 called. It wants its--oh, can you hold on? I've got 1945 on the other line, and he's conferencing in 1973 so I should get this"
"I may eat animals, but at least I wait until they're DEAD. Plants are ALIVE, vegans. You disgust me."
"I told my dad about the school shooting today I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day."
"I was going to tell a straight joke... Vagina fuck it"