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Joke of the Day
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"
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"If a powerlifter has weak legs... does his coach put him on the Bench?"
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"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel."
"What always stays hot in the refrigerator? Horseradish"
"My son just said he likes 'the booty'. So now I have to convince his mom that the Cinemax show he watched with me was about pirates."
"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""
"Subtracting the average from a distributing is demeaning."