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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel."
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"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, its a hardware problem"
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"What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? They both drip when they're fucked."
"My son is a real hand full. I didn't have any tissues handy."
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"The iPhone 6 Plus sold very well. It was a huge 6s!"
"[God creating the raccoon] God: make it cute with a lil mask Angel: haha aw okay God: also make it eat trash"
"A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18."