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"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel."
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"tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it"
"Why did god give Marines one more IQ point than he gave to horses. So they won't shit during parades."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothin, they're both stuck up cunts."
"What kind of bees get you high? Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that"
"If weddings were for couples there would be men's wedding magazines."
"I hate reddit because... ...you cannot take a joke!"
"I asked my North Korean friend how it's like over there.. He said he couldn't complain."
"Four blonds walk into a bar... ...cheering ""85 Days! 85 Days!"" A gentleman inquires ""Excuse me, but what's '85 days?'"" The blonds reply ""We completed a puzzle in 85 days and the box says 2-4 years!"""