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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel."
Next Joke
"I would tell you a joke about sodium chloride... But its a bit too salty."
"Open bar at my funeral; just because I'm dead doesn't mean I forgot how to fucking party."
"A man walks into a sperm bank, The lady at the desk says, ""Get a load of this guy."""
"Brie is my favorite cheese that sounds like a white girl you meet for a mani/pedi while drinking Chardonnay & quoting ""Mean Girls."""
"What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common? They both have flies on them."
"I lost the birth video of my son so I'm at the labour ward hoping to recreate it. I'll just zoom in close so my wife won't be able to tell."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."
"What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Their balls are just for decoration"
"When you're dead, you have no idea you're dead. It's only difficult for other people..... Much the same as when you're stupid....."