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Joke of the Day

"The Energizer Bunny stole the Morton's girl umbrella. It was assault with battery!"

"Jesus was definitely a black man. He never once saw his father"

"Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft."

"A G N B: That's bang out of order."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse"

"Studys show that 76.5% of statistics are made up."

"I was going to make a joke about amplifiers but I got too much negative feedback."

"Is the officer from the McKinney police video... Applying for the role of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3? That recovery off the tuck and roll was impeccable."

"How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post? [deleted]"

"What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter? A niece slapper."