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Joke of the Day
"What were the political views of the librarian? She wanted open borders."
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"If you're in college, what do you do when your flatmate has an epileptic seizure in the bathtub? ...throw in your dirty laundry."
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it, but they'll get fired if they eat it!"
"What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen Snowballs"
"What do you call the largest of the land masses, when it's unable to hold itself together, breaking into smaller land masses and leaking waste water? Incontinent."
"What did the lumberjack say to the trees? Run, Forest, run!"
"I don't understand why French is considered the language of love... Have you heard Latin? It's so obviously **roman**tic."
"I caught my friend licking my tv today. So much for the high def LSD screen."
"Two Deer in a Gay Bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar ones says to the other, "" I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there"""
"I can teach you to write in steps. I call it stair-case...."