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Joke of the Day

"My dad is sadly hooked up to a life support machine. My mother says he is the most switched-on man in our town."

"If you refuse to take a nap... Are you resisting a rest?"

"President Trump received congratulations from the Pope himself... Because thanks to him half the world started praying."

"Adolf Hitler wrote a book about his life with Ava Braun. He called it Mein Kunt."

"What's the Craziest Place You Ever Made Whoopee? That'd have to be in the Butt, Bob."

"Wife: ""Too bad my tits aren't keyboards, maybe they'd get some attention!"" Me: ""Your tits are fine, its your bitch personality"""

"When someone shows you a picture of their kid the one thing they don't wanna hear is... ""Oh yeah I have some photos of your kid too"""

"What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman? Your place or mine"

"add ""boobs"" to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?"

"Why is it that every time I get ahead in life someone arrests me for grave-robbing?"