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Joke of the Day
"Photoshop is turning 25 years old this week. Actually, it's 35 but just looks 25."
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"What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They both swallow seamen."
"I can always tell when someone is lying by tying them down and strapping them to a lie detector."
"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs or sexual organs? Still no fucking eye deer."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tits a lot"
"Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease."
"Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election? He TANKED his campaign!"
"SON: Daddy, I keep hearing noises from my closet. I think a monster's in there. ME: Yeah, why do you think mom and I chose the other room?"
"What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot? Mitosis"
"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."