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"I can't decide which room not to clean first."
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"[1st date] {don't let her know you're Hitler} HER: what are you going to eat? ME: definitely not seafood HER: did u say nazi food? ME: shit"
"What do you call two lesbians in the closet? a liquor cabinet."
"Healthy midgets don't exist. Midgets are always under the weather."
"What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? Oh dam"
"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors... ...it's just something I can see myself doing."
"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count"
"Boss ""Are you high?"" Me ""If I was high could I do this?"" *Inserts a USB into it's port the right way up 1st time"""
"A woman stopped me in the street and asked me how i view lesbian relationships Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer. :/"
"How do you measure a snake? In inches. Snakes don't have any feet."