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Joke of the Day

"A woman stopped me in the street and asked me how i view lesbian relationships Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer. :/"

"""What else can we think about?""- Insomnia"

"If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake."

"Yo' mama is so fat, when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes."

"Me: ""Could you show me where the self-help books are?"" Librarian: ""No."""

"Why are organ donations low ? Because most people have pianos"

"[LPT] When cleaning a messy room start with your bed, you will have a better sense of accomplishment when you eventually give up and sob uncontrollably."

"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"

"Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!"

"What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween? They pump kin."