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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between light beer and having sex in a canoe? They both increase the risk of drowning."

"This v-neck is literally the most awkward pair of shorts I've ever worn."

"If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake."

"All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?"

"In Soviet Russia... Joke kills you."

"What should planes be made of to fend off islamists? Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!"

"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"[death row] Okay Johnson, it's time. Any last requests? Pardon me? I said it's time, any lastah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one"

"Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the 6 if you'll be the 9."

"What do u call a stereotypical Vietnamese commie He is so-viet"