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Joke of the Day
"The workers at the inn aren't very friendly... they create a hostel environment."
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"If your Uncle Jack was on an Elephant.... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the Elephant?"
"When I know I've posted a great tweet, I walk away from my phone in slow motion like I'm Jason Statham walking from an explosion."
"How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces? Fabric softener."
"Parkour is truly the sport that best represents what it would look like if god was running from the cops"
"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."
"How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry? ""It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"""
"In Soviet Russia, The LSD take you."
"My roommate says I don't respect personal space. That's at least what it says in his diary."
"A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said ""Look Mom! No Hans!"""