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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmothers pussy? Sucking out thirteen and realizing you only put in twelve"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's free range bitch!"

"What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity? ox-fam"

"Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore? There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot"

"does the voice recognition on your phone work i don't know im trying to submit a post on reddit please stop talking you're messing me up"

"A man asked his mother ""How will I ever find the right woman?"" She replied ""Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."""

"What do you call 4 condoms? For me, a year's supply."

"yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her.."

"My New Years Resolution 4K"

"If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately"