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Joke of the Day

"What do Jews get at night during the holocaust? Not z's"

"You know it's a crazy party when the toilets smell less of puke than the dancefloor."

"Did you hear about that guy who was crushed by his Honda? Police say he died of his own Accord."

"Apple just announced a 20-year plan to develop technology that actually allows grid-like manual organization of Home screen app icons."

"I had an hour to kill so I watched the last two minutes of a basketball game today"

"I shouldn't type Reddit posts on my phone. The autocorrect is my worst enema."

"A couple go to sex therapist Forget a spacebar and have a horrible time"

"See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose."

"Girlfriend and I placed a bet to see who was better at Super Smash Bros for the N64 I beat her so badly! I do wish we had a chance to actually play a race before I had to take her to the hospital..."

"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"