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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, Isaac Asimov wrote a book about jokes and puns called Treasury of Humor I laughed my Asimov when I was reading it"

"Hey venus flytrap got you a treat how bout a big ol juicy bug open your mouth..BOOM THATS A MILK DUD you're a plant you eat sunlight idiot"

"Whats the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face"

"A prisoner walks in to a bar Drunken repost of my favorite joke in the world"

"My New Year's Resolution is to start smoking I already smoke and am trying to stop; this way I guarantee I'll have quit by mid-February"

"Did you mean pacific or specific? Cuz seriously, one is an ocean."

"How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb? Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party? ""I'll be Bach"""

"Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done."

"What is a doctor's most important quality? Patience!"