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Joke of the Day
"What's next to Moscow? Pa's cow. I'll show myself out..."
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"I'm all about fitness fit'ness whole burger into my mouth"
"(Pickup line) Are you a test-tube baby? Because you're perfect."
"A bit computer geeky I feel bad for kids being born these days their grandkids will never know what an IPv4 address is."
"Just saw Samuel L. Jackson order a couple of bagels. He paid for them and said thank you so basically now my whole life is ruined"
"My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago. The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed."
"Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be so destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller."
"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"
"Just bought gas for $1.32/gallon. Don't own a car but couldn't pass up the bargain."
"*Runs a bath Me: ok, jump in 3: it's too hot *Adds cold water Me: Ok, get in 3: it's too cold Apparently I gave birth to Goldilocks."