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Joke of the Day
"What did Jack say when Nick called him a son of a bitch? He couldn't say anything. He was a dog."
Next Joke
"Why do they call it Black Friday? I dunno, I'm just waiting to hear white people ask how come there's no White Friday."
"Q: What did one tomato say to the other? A: Catch up."
"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend asks you to go deeper and you ran out of poems?"
"wife: We really need to start teaching 9 some manners me: *shoving an entire Pop-Tart in my mouth and spitting crumbs everywhere* I agree"
"What do you call an elephant that no one needs? Irrelephant."
"what did Obama say to Trump? show me your schlong form birth certificate"
"Did you know Lysol kills 99.9% of germs & my toothpaste has tartar control? You would too if you sat in my bathroom without your phone."
"You gotta hand it to short people because they can't reach it"
"A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need. Edit: missed a word"