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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite game? Nahtzee."
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"What would batman do if he wasn't rich? He would be robin."
"If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have ? Someone else's coat."
"I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers. Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't. The only thing they can screw is your mind."
"Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul."
"My dad smeared glue all over his Uzi, and he say's his Glock is next. He can't be talked out of it. He's sticking to his guns."
"Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days. That..that's it..."