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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite game? Nahtzee."
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"Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet."
"Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes"
"The Muffin Joke Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said ""Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?"" The other turned and shouted ""Oh my god a talking muffin!"""
"A joke from my 5 year old brother... Q: What has four legs but doesn't move? A: A statue of a dog!"
"A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'll serve You, but don't start anything."""
"I had sex with a pregnant woman last night Was also my first threesome"
"A guy just offered me 8 legs of Venison for 40. Does that sound too dear?"
"She asked if I wanted to eat ass... I said no because it'll taste like shit"
"I have a friend that's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."