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Joke of the Day
"What good is a space heater, it's cold here on Earth."
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"There's a new video game called Earthquake coming out. I heard it's groundbreaking."
"What is my dentist's favorite indie band? Fluoride and the Machine"
"Wrong answer ... Wife busted me blow drying my penis after I got out of the shower. She asked what I was doing ... I guess warming up your dinner wasn't the right answer."
"slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce? Binary fish-ion."
"Two baby seals walk into a club..."
"[OC] Did you hear the one about the douchebag bodybuilder with the anal fissure? He's one ripped asshole."
"What's do you call it when you let your penis make all of the decisions? ...a dicktatorship. My girlfriend thought of this stinker this morning."
"Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? Cause you're fucking annoying."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready."