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Joke of the Day

"It was a pain to clean up after carrying out my fetish for the first time. But its definitely a load off my chest."

"What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives? The guy gets fierious."

"I made a joke XD What do you call it when a soldier gets laid? *Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid? *Lies.*"

"What's Irish and sits outside? Patio Furniture"

"I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, ""We legally had to do this."""

"What do you call a virgin redneck? An orphan"

"How do I tell a guy that I'm only interested in him because I'd like to take selfies with his puppy?"

"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."

"Do you know what makes darks better than whites? Not dropping all your fucking socks"

"What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis."