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Joke of the Day
"I gave up masterbating I haven't been feeling myself lately"
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"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"
"A girl from the office is trying to get me fired for sexual harassment because I've been giving her ""inappropriate massages during work"" I said, Good luck sweetheart. I don't even work here."
"Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero."
"*Obama approaches podium* Fellow Americans, I like cookies with raisins in them *press starts booing* They're good & healthy *Michelle nods*"
"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."
"I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus... Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries."
"What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ""Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"""
"You know, that Poisson distribution is really strange. It's just not Normal."