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Joke of the Day

"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."

"When is a mass shooting not a mass shooting? When it involves energy, because energy had no mass."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !"

"What was the name of that south Korean who had a foot fetish? Suk Sum Toh"

"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."

"One problem with autocorrect is that you always end up posting some thong that you didn't Nintendo."

"Dead scatologists never die They just go through the motions."

"If Superman were a realtor, he could describe literally any apartment in the world as 'a stone's throw from the beach'."

"My GPS stopped working this morning and I'm going to the mall to get a new one I really hope someone with a TomTom left their car unlocked"

"What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing? Tracey"