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Joke of the Day
"What's a difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs"
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"Dad is the polite way of saying Motherfucker."
"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"
"Dildo gun What is the difference between a gun and a dildo? Nothing they both go bang but one shoots to kill and one shoots for some pleasure."
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Surely not sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about."
"When I meet a celebrity I like to bring a ceiling fan with me so I can be all ""Nice to meet you. Big fan""."
"Okay...we've seen the 900 pics of your band. Now show us the the three people in your audience."
"Was George Michael an organ donor? Because he's gonna be pissed when he hears what happend to his heart."
"I'm busier than... a Catholic priest at a church lock in."
"I had my photo taken with REM yesterday. That's me in the corner."