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Joke of the Day

"Was George Michael an organ donor? Because he's gonna be pissed when he hears what happend to his heart."

"What's Better, British or German Sausages British, because German are the Wurst..."

"[1st date] {don't let her know you're Hitler} HER: what are you going to eat? ME: definitely not seafood HER: did u say nazi food? ME: shit"

"I wrote a theatrical performance on puns Really, it was just a play on words."

"If you google ""MySpace"" your computer will ask ""Are you fucking serious right now?"""

"Bought a new boomerang Can't throw away my old one"

"Have you ever played AD Soraka? It's bananas!"

"My son asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public... I said maybe."

"Hey, want to play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!"

"China must be a huge sausage-fest by now."