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Joke of the Day

"I think my entire family is racist.. I was dating a white woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family. My wife and kids never even wanted to speak to her."

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"So he says "" Nice glasses"" and I say "" Thanks! They're for seeing "" *slaps knee*"
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"What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes? A: Deterrent."