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Joke of the Day

"What type of bees makes milk instead of honey? Boobies"

"Don't you hate it when you're so high on drugs that simple, everyday, mundane tasks become difficult? Anyway, I pissed on your sofa."

"Lawyers must be pretty big fans of the legendary Irish rock band U2. Almost all of them go on about all the pro-Bono things that they do."

"Why hiring foreign workers can be bad... Boss: Where were you born? Woman: Germany Boss: Really? Which part? Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!"

"Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep."

"Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for having sex with the bananas and fruit at the grocery store? He recently got off on appeal."

"How I Want To Die I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the four other passengers in his car."

"If I exit the bathroom stall singing ""Break On Through (To The Other Side)"", it's best to avoid shaking my hand."

"What do you call a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with bad hair? Donny Trump"

"I'd hate to be stuck behind Satan in the post office... ...for the accursed one takes many forms."