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Joke of the Day
"There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed"
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"Have you heard about the Italian chef that recently died? Yeah, he pasta way."
"The Thing About Godzilla Sex... Is that you can see it coming a mile away."
"Why are Leprechauns always laughing? Because the grass tickles their balls when they run EDIT: I don't know why I decided to post this.."
"When is the best time to hold a funeral? In the mourning. FYI, my 11yo says he made this up today, right after learning of death in the extended family."
"How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight."
"How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None. They have to get the guitarist to do it for them."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only Juan"
"Serving weak coffee should be a criminal offense."
"What do the British say when they're flirting? U wan'a m8?"