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Joke of the Day
"There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed"
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"My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me. It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries."
"A human cannonball for the circus retired after 35 years of service. When asked if the man would be replaced, the owner of the circus said, ""No, only because it's hard to find a man of that caliber."""
"Why did Papa smurf go to the aviary? Because he loves blue tits."
"Why do squirrels swim on their back? To keep their nuts dry."
"They say that murder rates go down with more employment, so I bet if we gave everybody jobs murdering people, they'd be really bad at it."
"A Brit and an American are having a conversation. The American says: ""Wtf do you mean, 'let's go smoke a fag'?""."
"Just once I'd like to wake up as eager to start the day as my p*nis is."
"What do you call a sheep taking Ambien? Shleepy!"
"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the Nobel prize."