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Joke of the Day

"Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock? She saw his Onix harden."

"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."

"Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !"

"What's black and all over the place? Michael J Fox's signature."

"If procrastination was a course offered at school I'd get an ""i"" for incomplete."

"Why would it be bad to be a black Jew? .....you would have stand in the back of the furnace! (Just jokes guys no hate here )"

"How do trees encourage one another? They say ""I'm rooting for you"""

"Weird, started flirting in this bar and for some reason 4 guys just killed themselves."

"On autopsy, instead of pumping my stomach to determine what I've eaten in the past 24 hours, a coroner need only look down my cleavage."

"So a man walks into a game shop and buys COD: Ghosts...... ...gets it home, plays it and realises it's the same as every other COD game ever. Guess that's not really a joke....."