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Joke of the Day
"What gets a gold digger off? Goldman Sachs"
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"I love spending my Sundays sat watching the F1. My wife thinks I'm going f*cking mental though, just sitting there staring at the top left of my keyboard for several hours at a time."
"How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish? One testtickle"
"You only live once? False, you live everyday. You only die once."
"I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
"What kind of joke did the forgetful Redditor make?"
"A Mother is cleaning her kids room... She finds a bunch of BDSM gear and fetish mags. She shows her husband Mom: What do we do? Dad: I'm not sure, but whatever you do you better not spank him!!"
"Yet another yo mama joke Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips."
"Yesterday I had to buy a new hoover. My old one was just gathering dust."
"Girl: My doctor says I can't have sex for two weeks...:-( Boy: What did your dentist say?"